What's in your pockets?

[BDT]

Right front pocket

Mobile phone
piece of paper wit address's on
Side cutters
terminal drivers
testers


Left front pocket

keys
£8.21
6 blue thru crimps
4 red thru crimps
9 yellow thru crimps
Flat driver
Crimping tool

Right inner pocket

Walkie talkie
Property keys
Alarm fob

Left inner pocket

Permanent marker

Right Rear pocket

Wallet

Left Rear Pocket

ID card
Phillips screwdriver


My pants

[Col]

Keys, cash and wallet, what else do you need?

Saying that I seem to accumulate grit for some reason as well. Must come from the same place that belly button fluff does.

[Crasher]

Big bunch of keys for work/home, separate car key, glasses, Nokia N65, wallet, LED pen torch, 12 Rennie, 6 Anadin Extra, Ventolin inhaler £2.35 in change, 2GB USB stick, tissues.

How many of you "men" carry a "not quite a" man bag?

[Eshrules]

I don't currently have anything in my pockets, but I'll normally be found with

keys for car
retractable blade safety knife (not as sinister as it sounds )
mobile phone
couple of quid in change

[Col]

I don't currently have anything in my pockets, but I'll normally be found with

keys for car
retractable blade safety knife (not as sinister as it sounds )
mobile phone
couple of quid in change

But it does sound sinister, please explain?

[Crasher]

According to our beloved leaders you will soon be locked up for years as a potential murder carrying any sort of knife. When I was a teenager I used to go fishing and I carried a 5” long fishing knife and I never stabbed anyone, now I would be incarcerated as a criminal, another example of New Labour blaming their own policy failures on others.

[ini]

As long as my traditional camping cleaver is still ok there will be no problem.

[Combover]

Left Front

£7.21 in change
Car Keys
Lego Indiana Jones
Lego Boba Fett
4gb SanDisk thingy
C902 Mobile Phone (Which is rubbish!)

Front Right

Wallet with £25, cards etc

Back Left

£20 note (which I just found whilst typing this - result!)

Back Left

Insurance documents for new car - just in case plod pull me over

This is a great topic!

[Eshrules]

Well I'm glad to avert any suspicions

The knife I carry is a warehouse knife and is left there when I come home... bit of a trick really

crasher has a good point though, it wouldnt surprise me if I got fined for carrying a cocktail stick nowadays

[k9max]

front left: car keys

front right: mobile, packet of chewing gum (which always seem to be down to the last one), the odd dog biscuit (in case I get peckish ha ha!)

back left: more keys, and no I'm not a prison officer...

back right: wallet (minus the money)



I reckon a psychiatrist could tell a lot about someone's personality by looking at what they have in their pockets.....