germany does and donts.

**a8 tech** · 03-12-2007,09:09 PM

firstly can you smoke in the pubs and do they sell carling.I belive the germans like to look at there poo,so if i have a poo do i offer to show them my stools or would this be to much for anglo german relations.What beer should i drink and is it rude to buy a round if you have just asked a german to look at your poo.

**Ben** · 03-12-2007,09:15 PM

sandals and socks mate.

**Col** · 03-12-2007,09:19 PM

Originally Posted by a8 tech

firstly can you smoke in the pubs and do they sell carling.I belive the germans like to look at there poo,so if i have a poo do i offer to show them my stools or would this be to much for anglo german relations.What beer should i drink and is it rude to buy a round if you have just asked a german to look at your poo.

How the blimin heck would you do that ?

Would you jump up on the pub table and curl out a big coily brat-wurst.

And then say "Ere Fritz, what'd ya reckon?"

....."Nother beer?"

**a8 tech** · 03-12-2007,09:19 PM

your pulling my leg,in this weather

**a8 tech** · 03-12-2007,09:22 PM

Originally Posted by BigCol

How the blimin heck would you do that ?

Would you jump up on the pub table and curl out a big coily brat-wurst.

And then say "Ere Fritz, what'd ya reckon?"

....."Nother beer?"

i used to watch EURO TRASH and thats a factual program about are europeon friends.I have only ever been to cornwall and they dont look at there poo

**Col** · 03-12-2007,09:25 PM

No.

Indoors it would be.

You did say you could smerk tabs indoors.

Just be careful with naked flames if your curling one out as any additional gas seepage could cause an explosion.

You of course then need to fit an intercooler to cool the ring(s)

**Crasher** · 03-12-2007,09:46 PM

The bar I was in all the weekend at exit of the Rüttenscheider Stern underground station in Essen sells Carlsberg and they are still smoking. The smoking ban comes in next year but they are having separate smoking and non smoking areas.

**a8 tech** · 03-12-2007,09:48 PM

Cheers crasher,i can have a puff with a pint (not the homo type puff)

**Crasher** · 03-12-2007,09:59 PM

I was sitting next to the door at a table for six (on my own, sad I know) and these three chaps of dubious inclinations came over and started getting friendly! I made a quick exit to the bar down the road!