Clean Barbeque

[Bratty]

Easiest way, is to tell your wife that her mother rung up to invite herself for a BBQ, that will make sure that the thing is spotless.

Dunk

[fat controller]

I'm not really one for barbeques, in fact we had the whole family round weekend before last, and I decided to do a sort of finger buffet type thing - see, the thing I don't get is what part of it seems to be a good idea; thirty degrees celcius in the shade, and there is a mad rush to light a bloody fire