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  1. What A Plonker!!! 
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    Check this out for a joke:
    "the passenger, who apparently said he was trying to set his shoes on fire"

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    Quote Originally Posted by sooty View Post
    Check this out for a joke:
    "the passenger, who apparently said he was trying to set his shoes on fire"

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    After reading the article I have to laugh - Americans are so gun-ho !!! Could the Air Marshall not tell that it was Cigarette smoke
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    Qatar's ambassador to Washington told a state news agency: "We respect the need for special security measures for air-related travel... but the diplomat was traveling to Denver on official duty related to the embassy."

    That's okay then, let him do whatever he wants under the guise of Diplomatic immunity. I imagine if it had be Joe Public they would be facing a hefty fine and even imprisonment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by onemanparty View Post
    After reading the article I have to laugh - Americans are so gun-ho !!! Could the Air Marshall not tell that it was Cigarette smoke
    I understand the joke of it all but come on you have to be stupid to say a thing like that on a place in this day and age.


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    Qatar's ambassador to Washington told a state news agency: "We respect the need for special security measures for air-related travel... but the diplomat was traveling to Denver on official duty related to the embassy."

    That's okay then, let him do whatever he wants under the guise of Diplomatic immunity. I imagine if it had be Joe Public they would be facing a hefty fine and even imprisonment.
    That's it the rest of us would be hung for it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sooty View Post
    I understand the joke of it all but come on you have to be stupid to say a thing like that on a place in this day and age.!
    Yes I hear you - But if this was a Diplomat shouldn't the Air Marshal have known before he went all Rodney King on him


    Americans need to to get a grip !!
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    Quote Originally Posted by onemanparty View Post
    Yes I hear you - But if this was a Diplomat shouldn't the Air Marshal have know before he went all Rodney King on him


    Americans need to to get a grip !!
    Come on though it is understandable they are just being careful.. If they didnt act then we would all kick of saying that aint doing enough.
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    Better to be safe than sorry!
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    If you look back in the News regarding the topic of "Aircraft Security" then I think that you will find that ALL (reputable) AIRLINES operate a "ZERO" tolerance when it comes to the safety of the passengers or the crew.

    You will find that there are at least two sets off handcuffs on board (not there to satisfy the crews fetish needs). So when the next time you are on your way to Amsterdam or Praque and you suddenly decide that under the influenceof drink that you decide to enlighten a member of crew that "you might be carrying a weapon that you are willing to use", do not be surprised at the response.

    TO NOT REACT WOULD BE ENDANGERING THE LIVES OF ALL ON BOARD, no matter how OTT it might seem.

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    And! When you are looking at the news of the BA cabin crew strikes and thinking to yourself "Hey those jumped up pre-madonnas" are getting an excellent wage and perks, JUST REMEMBER!! They have all spent at least three years at a Shoalin Monestary learning marshall arts (even the openly feminate male cabin crew members!).

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