Just wondered if anyone is prepared to confess to advanced muppetry as per Steve Wright in the Afternoon?

I suffer from auto hypochondria. Every noise from the car I see as a prelude to an imminent 4 figure bill. The other day, got in the car and it stank. I'm thinking air con, heater matrix etc etc. Mats out, pulling up carpet. Switching air con on and off. Even getting my wife to come out round the block as I tried to nail the fault.

Solution - **** covered walking boots left in car boot since last Thursday.