I had a mystery oil problem which now seems to have resolved itself but my dealer asked me to take the car back in for them to check the level.

So yesterday I went into the VW main dealer and the guy on service reception went to look for a mechanic to do the quick check. He obviously couldn't find a mechanic as I saw him walk across the car park and open the bonnet, so I walked out and as I got there he had taken the dipstick out and was looking at it.
He turns to me and says "how are you supposed to read this I can't fathom it out"
I think he is relatively new to the dealership, but it sums up the problem we have all moaned about....