Favorite Quotes

[Captain Answer]

"Jake: You traded the Bluesmobile [a Cadillac] for this? Elwood: No ... for a microphone. Jake: A microphone? [Pause] Okay, I can see that. But what the hell is this? "

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Jake: Hit it.


Get em in folks

[Captain Answer]

Milton Waddams: And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

[devonutopia]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

[Eshrules]

"lifes like a big box of choc-----ol-----ates, you never know just what you're gunna get"

[ian]

ALL CREDIT TO ANDY B8 WHO THESE QUOTES COME FROM.

no matter how many carrots you throw at the donkey, it aint going to turn into red rum !!

my balls are hairy, not crystal !!

[LimEs]

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. Winston Churchill

Even those gifted enough to be able to suck their own, still only get paid when they suck someone else's.
TS Grady

[ian]

its not the ppl you know that get you places, its what you know about the ppl you know that gets you everywhere !

[ian]

no matter how hard you are, i will always have a big stick and a dark night on my side !!

[LimEs]

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea."
Eric Cantona

[Snowdance38]

1. Life is like playing cards.. You can only play what you have the best way you can..

2. Life sucks and then you die...