Skoda jokes :)

[elianna]

There was this car that was driving very slowly down the highway. A State Trooper pulls it over. "What have I done wrong, officer?" the driver asks.
"You are going 26mph on a major highway. There is a law against that," the officer says to the driver. "You must go at least 50mph."
"But when I turned on the highway, the sign said 26!" the driver replies.
"HA HA HA!" The officer laughs out loud. "That is because this is Interstate 26! The 26 isn't the speed limit!"
The driver leans back in her car seat and the cop sees another woman sitting beside her. She looked as pale as a ghost.
"What happened to her?" the officer asks.
"I don't know, but she has been that way ever since we got off of interstate 160."

[Mini Mark]

just thought i'd add a couple !!




Just remembered another joke, and not about an old one either!!!!!


Had a crash with one of them new fabia's the other day
marzipan and cake flying everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



right, i have my coat, and the taxi is waiting :whistle:



Stu

I had this one sent to me I sent it to my friend who rang to ask if I was ok when I said have you read the message she said yes I said read it again then see said oh I didn't read it properly!!!

[borabeast]

During a crash test, a skoda once fell apart on the way to the barrier.

Skodas are not that economical really, one pair of new trainers for every 10 miles...

I feel a bit of a fraud making 'crap' jokes about something thats not actually crap. Especially when I almost ended up buying an Octavia.

[elianna]

Falling
There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "if I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen".
This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the Mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. The priest said, "you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen." The Mayor started to laugh, realizing that no-one had told the new priest about the code word.
Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, your own wife fell three times this week."

[jcb]

I have to agree, one of my first cars was an Estelle. Ok, so it was as basic as you could possibly imagine, but I have to say it never let me down once, it was very cheap to run and I even got just over 80mph out of it once! Not bad for a 1050cc! Skodas today are obviously in a different league, and that's reflected in the price, there's no cheap ones around now.

yes there are. mine !
www.backhouse.org.uk
sat nav, bluetooth, leather, xenons, park assist, hard drive music system , DSG box all for about 22k brand new

[paul b]

yes there are. mine !
www.backhouse.org.uk
sat nav, bluetooth, leather, xenons, park assist, hard drive music system , DSG box all for about 22k brand new

I'm still undecided whether I like the rear end on them or not.

But, what a lovely interior! And with all the kit you list, £22k brand new is fantastic value. If my Audi went, I would certainly consider a newer Skoda.
Congrats on your new car.

[Crasher]

The joke is on those who go and buy any other VAG product that uses the same floorpan as a Skoda and doesn’t pay Skoda money or get Skoda reliability. Only fools laugh at Skoda.

[zollaf]

out of all the cars i get to work on, my favourite has to be a little skoda fabia pd. its so well put together, feels so good on the road, and goes like greased weasel poo.and it runs on veg oil.

[jcb]

there is a lot of debate about the rear end. personally i like it now. took a little while to get used to but to be honest you dont see it when you are driving it !!
we added the boot spoiler as we think this makes the rear end look better. only added £200 to the price of the car. list price was about 2k more than we paid but got a good deal.

[Crasher]

I get to work on a real mixture of Golf 4 and 5 platform cars as well as Polo 9N platform and of these the Skoda versions are the best built, followed by VW, then Audi and finally Seat, whose build quality is by far the worst. The paint finish (in hidden but ultimately still important) areas on the Leon 2 is a joke, those things are going to rust like oil rigs!