Room 101

**chrisvrscrx** · 06-02-2008,04:25 PM

Originally Posted by dansansome

i second that.

I'll third it I just shout 'yeah thanks mate' if they don't thank me!

**Sam** · 06-02-2008,04:39 PM

Originally Posted by chrisvrscrx

I'll third it I just shout 'yeah thanks mate' if they don't thank me!

Me too, very loudly. Or "You're welcome" and a nice smile

**The Glove** · 06-02-2008,04:42 PM

1. Chav's in 1.1 Corsa's who try to climb in your boot when driving down the motorway in the outside lane, in a queue of traffic as far as you can see, flashing there lights and indicating to get past you ............. idiots

2. Beetroot - devils vegetable

**STEWY L** · 06-02-2008,06:19 PM

brand new cars whose rear number plates aren't on straight. how can any garage send them out like that!!!!

**audidodat** · 06-02-2008,08:37 PM

ok... avoiding the sensitive halifax issues, here's my room 101 top three

1) Being asked follow-up questions at the counter in banks, trying to flog you insurance you don't need ....GRRRRRR.

2) Call centres....call centres ..( press one to take you custom to a company who doesn't go offshore)

3) Chavs in lowered saxos, blue neons, baseball caps and rough shouty girlfriends....

Am i getting intolerant in my old age????

**DaveNN** · 06-02-2008,10:07 PM

All 'celebrity' magazines.
The ad with the bint who edits a celebrity mag...just discovered OIL of OLAY (Ulay!!)
Barry Scott (Clit Bang)

Anyone who has been on..or will be on Big Brother...excepting John Tickle!
Fiona Phillips (GMTV) ..should've been strangled at birth!
All about Me (so-called sitcom)

Lulu
AOL

Chavs..who want a drag race away from the traffic lights, then throw a strop when you wupp their little bottoms in a Vectra estate

BT
Glenn Hoddle (looks a bit like spongebob square pants)
Paul Ince (christened himself "the guvnor"!)
Spiks...All of them!
Women who look great from the back...only to have a face that would frighten a policehorse when they turn around!

That'll do for now!!

**DaveNN** · 06-02-2008,10:13 PM

Originally Posted by DaveNN

All 'celebrity' magazines.
The ad with the bint who edits a celebrity mag...just discovered OIL of OLAY (Ulay!!)
Barry Scott (Clit Bang)

Anyone who has been on..or will be on Big Brother...excepting John Tickle!
Fiona Phillips (GMTV) ..should've been strangled at birth!
All about Me (so-called sitcom)

Lulu
AOL

Chavs..who want a drag race away from the traffic lights, then throw a strop when you wupp their little bottoms in a Vectra estate

BT
Glenn Hoddle (looks a bit like spongebob square pants)
Paul Ince (christened himself "the guvnor"!)
Spiks...All of them!
Women who look great from the back...only to have a face that would frighten a policehorse when they turn around!

That'll do for now!!

oh...& that gingger who spits her dummy out, coz her family eat her Quorn crap.
"Feel my Fork"...feel MY elbow in the back of your head!!!
Posh Spice...say no more
Yoghurt

**Crasher** · 06-02-2008,10:16 PM

Tomato soup (starter of the Devil), sea food (food of the devil), cold custard (desert of the Devil), Guinness (drink of the Devil), Chris Moyles (why ohh why do we share the same birthday!!!), Radio 1, open toe sandal wearing do good touchy feely tree hugging liberal left wing champagne socialist types, BMW and all who drive the things, this government, the French, parts suppliers, Diesel engine EGR particulate matter/turbo oil crud, thieves and scum of any sort, bad weather in the Summer, dark winter days, dogs, telephones of any type. That’s a quick list, give me five minuets and I will come up with a few more.

**DaveNN** · 06-02-2008,10:29 PM

The M62 (from Huddersfield to Leeds) at 'rush hour'.
Plastic Policemen....
Fog lights (been here before!).
The 'morning after' 6 pints of Warsteigner (?)
Anchovies (what smells worse than an anchovie??....An anchovie's bottom!)

Hull

I've had a rough day...so this has been a good way of letting off steam!!!