My A6 Allroad squeaks over bumps like a rusty pram on cobblestones. Took it in, got relieved of a tidy sum for new brake pads all round, and surprise surprise — the squeak’s still there. Mechanic stuck it on the shuffle plate (or whatever magic dance floor that’s supposed to be) and declared it “all fine.” So apparently I’ve just paid premium rates for absolutely nothing, other than the privilege of driving the world’s most expensive baby buggy.

I know its an arm but I just want it diagnosed and replaced.

Is there anyone in manchester who can do this?