joke, ha ha.

[zollaf]

Three Men on a Hike Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, Violent river. Needing to get to the other side, The first man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.' ****! .. God gave him big arms and strong legs And he was able to swim Across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me Strength and the tools to cross the river' ****! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms And strong legs and he Was able to row across in about an hour After almost capsizing once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, The third man prayed: 'God,please give me the strength, The tools and the intelligence To cross the river' ****! .. He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, Hiked one Hundred yards up stream And walked across the bridge.

[DSG4ME]

Hmmmm, bit sexist isn't it


How about this one


My wife says I only have two faults

1 - that I don't listen

&

2 - Some other sh\t she was rambling on about.

[DSG4ME]

Abu Qatada is favorite for the Man City job

All because he knows a thing or two about staying in Europe.

[2fast4ya]

Paddy goes into a sex shop & buys a sexy blow_up rubber dolly, he takes it home & blows it up only to scratch his head in confusion!
So paddy decides to take the doll back to the shop & says to the manager "excuse me young man but this dolly you sold does not look right"!
The manager says"why whats wrong with it"?
Paddy says"well i think it a man ,its got no eyes no nose & a 9 inch nob"!
The manager takes a closer look & says " youve got inside out ya daft ****".!