crash signal?

[nigz]

hey folks im hoping someone might be able to help me with this, im getting a strange issue of my central locking unlocking and my interior light coming on and the hazards coming on all at the same time, its intermittent but is happening every few mins, i dont have access to vag com but would that tell me the exact cause? i found something online that says a crash signal triggers these exact functions. i only have the car a few weeks and the problem has been getting worse, thanks, Nigel

[sam.bird3]

Could the CCM be Damp? Not sure if that would cause these issues or not but worth checking.

Look in the Plenum Chamber (Area where Battery sits) see if it is splashing around in water and the drains are blocked.

[nigz]

i have already taken that out and it looks perfect and brand new. no sign of corrosion or damage at all but maybe it is at fault, i am searching google and have found a lot of similar problems but no definitive answer

[nigz]

bit of an update after reading nearly every page in google which mentions the words Audi and problem i was pointed in the direction of the air bag connections under the seat, the yellow terminals that go from the seat to the floor, i disconnected them and they looked fine but reconnected them and after driving the car 4 times the problem has not reappeared yet (touch wood) as before it was happening at least every 5 mins. i will try upload a screenshot of exactly the problem i was having in case anyone has a similar issue, sorry bout the crap pic