Quote Originally Posted by eshrules View Post
i too am banned from using the back door

as for the women, i hear you.... its a rather strange one, mine would sooner think i'd cheat with the fat lady next door than her stunning sister...women are a strange breed
Maybe there's a new poll right there:

Does your neighbour look like:

A Munter that's fallen out of the ugly tree

A fit young 'lady' that you most certainly 'would'