Have you ever been banned for doing anything by your other half?

[bora(ing) nick]

I reckon, well in Mrs QV's case, they do not have any hobbies.

except to make our lives hell!

[andy e]

Playing with fireworks & making explosives (when I've had a skinfull).
My latest trick was to tape 3 rockets together last Guy Fawkes night...unfortunately, I didn't get the fuses all the same length.
The end result being a 'rocket' that shot up vertical, then horizontal..then downwards....ploughing into a neighbour's guttering!!

done that but taped 4 large rockets together with a roman candle (upside down) the results were impresive looked like a backfiring airplane untill it exploded o/h banned me from setting rest off , and yes drink was involved

[DaveNN]

done that but taped 4 large rockets together with a roman candle (upside down) the results were impresive looked like a backfiring airplane untill it exploded o/h banned me from setting rest off , and yes drink was involved

[Baron_Samedi]

i agree :P i don't even touch the pc when she's around or she'll start screaming about me playing again and not spending our time together

jeez

Thank heavens above that I am not alone. Me woman gets a head fit any time I use a PC. So... I bought a laptop to use in the lounge and that still isn't good enough.

And.... even though I have to endure the soaps to give her company, I can't talk or I get barked at. Might as well be in an other room, but no..... I have to sit quietly looking at the laptop I'm not allowed to use because I have to be good company. Women's logic eh?

[barnsleyman]

15th February 2007 that's the last time I even saw a door..........we have some issues!!

Banned from watching footie most of the time, top gear most of the time, going to the pub, doing anything for my daughter by a previous marriage, buying anything at all for myself as we can't afford it (apparently!), food shopping. Probably loads of other things too.

But I am not bitter!

some issues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if i was single id still get more than you,probally only 3 times a week as opposed to 5 just kidding,you must REALLY love your missus,no top gear and no beers with the lads,and not doing anything for your daughter!!!!!!!!!!hmmmmmm women will come and go but your babys are your babys,id die for mine now this minute and NO ONE would ever stop me doing anything with mine,my advice mate is get shut,surely you are just EXISTING and not living!

[audipersempre]

Don't take it too seriously. There are always two sides to a coin remember and I am sure I am not the easiest person to live with!

[jack71]

Farting.

But I take no notice.

me too

[fluffybear]

i take mine out clothes shopping, on her own money when she sees me spending her money for her, she soon curtails for a few months, works like a charm

Being a female member of the forum, I had to reply to this post,,,,,,,,,,,, the whole point of taking a man clothes shopping with you in the first place is so you can spend his cash instead of your own and to be told yes you will get use out of that handbag/shoes or clothes ...... lol However though I wouldn't moan about men watching the footy on tv, (as long as I'm not in the same room),, or watching fifth gear/top gear or gaming,,(mainly cause I like them)

See we are reasonable creatures!!!!!

[hagis]

HA! The secret is out now!

Now that I know that I won't go clothes shopping with her ever again! *






* If that's okay with her.

[hagis]

Playing with fireworks & making explosives (when I've had a skinfull).
My latest trick was to tape 3 rockets together last Guy Fawkes night...unfortunately, I didn't get the fuses all the same length.
The end result being a 'rocket' that shot up vertical, then horizontal..then downwards....ploughing into a neighbour's guttering!!

A couple of years ago, one of my friends decided to have a Bonfire night party and got a load of fireworks in. By the time we had eaten and it was dark enough we'd all had a few drinks. No one was legless or anything of the like and there was no horse play but it did on reflection affect our judgement a bit

After setting off a few fireworks, one of the group announced he'd never lit one before and asked if he could light the firework. He's by far the most sensible of the group and no one had any problem with it.

He picked a rocket, stuck it in the ground and lit it.
It lit, flamed and stayed stuck in the ground.
"Ah", we thought as we stood around and looked at it, "you've stuck it in the ground too far."
Then it occurred that if it hadn't lifted off the ground it was going to explode on the ground.

All four of us managed to leg it to safety before the thing exploded. The WAGs then decide that the boys wouldn't be lighting anymore fireworks and we went inside.