What do you do for a living?

[Crasher]

It was my dream to join the RAF, they turned me down because of eyesight difficulties, the wife says they were just being nice and I was turned down for being ugly

It was my dream to join the RAF, they turned me down because of colour blindness, the wife says they were just being nice and I was turned down for being so handsome that I would have created a disturbance .

[EssexGonzo]

Running sales and marketing for an international private bank. Started behind the counter and got fed up with banks digging themselves into the pit they're now so I found a little refuge in the part of the industry that still has some manners and good service.

[steveshort]

I'm an auto electrician , I work for a company that convers Mercedes E class in to Hearses and Limousines , some say its a dying trade , LOL

[bwoody]

I am a web designer / developer. Been doing that about 5 years now. 12 years in pre-press in the print industry prior to that

[zollaf]

soooo , you're a spider then ??

[Crasher]

I'm an auto electrician , I work for a company that convers Mercedes E class in to Hearses and Limousines , some say its a dying trade , LOL

What do you do when you find a dead circuit?

[A4 Lad]

Have you ever been drove around the town screaming up at the tall buildings with your arms stretched out the sunroof while drinking bubbly ?
If not, you should try it, looks fun in the movies

[mrnice]

Domestic technician- includes full time parenting, procurement of foodstuffs, driving, cooking, cleaning, washing, mending stuff....

[Crasher]

Have you ever been drove around the town screaming up at the tall buildings with your arms stretched out the sunroof while drinking bubbly ?
If not, you should try it, looks fun in the movies

Yes, in the back of a Lincoln Limo in Tucson Arizona and then our host started shouting abuse at homeless people which made me feel rather bad and I sat down and sulked.