VAG Café - If Carlsberg made forum threads they wouldn't be as good as this one - 3500 posts, pah, onward!

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Originally Posted by Eshrules-Enterprises

psp? Holiday? oh dear, sounds like one of those 'family' affairs :(

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Fraid so. Me, the bread knife, and our two scrotes, (7 and 4) off to Benalmadena on the 19th.

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Originally Posted by hagis

:D

Like Barbie Matresses?

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or those really hard, metal cheer-leader sticks, could come in handy for certain 'characters' ;)

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Originally Posted by RichardCranium

Fraid so. Me, the bread knife, and our two scrotes, (7 and 4) off to Benalmadena on the 19th.

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haha... such affection, can everyone else feel the lurve in this room ?

Good Afternoon,

I have had a killing weekend, well managed to flatten a CAT (gat) (I am Upset :( ) then a squirrel thought he was a chicken too....he won ( thank god)


'Golf reference'

I have some golf clubs in my A4 boot, One hickory shafted putting cleek and one hickory shafted lofting wedge.......yes they are older than me:D

'Weather Reference'

Got soaked to the skin towing a trailer with and uncovered leather sofa 3 miles to my house, it was sunny when i left:aargh4:

'Rubbish Joke at another users expense reference'

Esh leave the dolls alone:biglaugh:

I think I like this Cafe:beerchug:

what are the old clubs for? do you collect them?

sorry to hear about you flattening a gat, i hear they're pretty rare. :p

I would be feeling bad to if it happened to me. I remember feeling rubbish for days after spreading a squirrel pretty thin a few years ago.

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Originally Posted by dansansome

what are the old clubs for? do you collect them?

sorry to hear about you flattening a gat, i hear they're pretty rare. :p

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whoops typo:Blush2:

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Originally Posted by dansansome

I would be feeling bad to if it happened to me. I remember feeling rubbish for days after spreading a squirrel pretty thin a few years ago.

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I did feel bad, my own cat got run over a few year ago and we had to ring round the vets, i had to ID her after she ahd been in a freezer for a week...not nice :(

On a brighter note the owner said it wasn't his favourite cat or he would of been really upset:confused:

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Originally Posted by onzarob

I did feel bad, my own cat got run over a few year ago and we had to ring round the vets, i had to ID her after she ahd been in a freezer for a week...not nice :(

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i dont think i could have done that, i imagine it wasnt pretty at all. i couldnt even stay in the room when the vet had to put down my daughter's rabbit last september. lol

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Originally Posted by onzarob

On a brighter note the owner said it wasn't his favourite cat or he would of been really upset:confused:

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umm, what a caring owner :confused:, thats really quite sad. it makes me wonder what type of life that poor thing had.

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Originally Posted by dansansome

umm, what a caring owner :confused:, thats really quite sad. it makes me wonder what type of life that poor thing had.

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In the owners defense he did say it was a stray to start with and they took him in.

I didn't answer the club question, they were originally my Gramps. but one has a short handle so I'm teaching my son how to swing them properly. just hitting a ball around the moor:D

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Originally Posted by dansansome

what are the old clubs for? do you collect them?

sorry to hear about you flattening a gat, i hear they're pretty rare. :p

I would be feeling bad to if it happened to me. I remember feeling rubbish for days after spreading a squirrel pretty thin a few years ago.

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The old clubs are for clearing up cat and squirrel road kill.

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Originally Posted by prolfe

The old clubs are for clearing up cat and squirrel road kill.

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The squirrel was too fast:p he/she lived;)

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Originally Posted by onzarob

The squirrel was too fast:p he/she lived;)

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Shame really, grey vermin no doubt?