Deatiling - or how to be suicidal if a bird cacks on your motor!

I feel the tide of life rapidly ebbing. Mussst............changeeee..............pagesssss sssss.

Bit sad, but makes a huge difference.

I'm a bit of a closet detailer, but I make sure I keep it very quiet.

Everytime I see dirt in my wheel arches, it ruins the rest of my day.

Nice shine fair-do's, please get out more, they say you can't polish a turd, but think this argues the case :D
Build quality on vauxhall's are terrible, adn considering this is a new car for example look at front view of the car, you will see the bonnet to grill spacing is smaller on the left side compared to the right.
I am not being bias because i have a mk1 and mk2 golf, but since my 1st vw, i never looked back

I like the whole clean car bisiness, but i also know that after ive took a trip to the local jet hose. A couple days later its dirty again and makes me :zx11:. Amagine him gettin even a finger print on that. That guy must get a real sense of pride tho!!! Good work!