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a8 tech
23-01-2009, 09:25 PM
If like me you listen to management woffle every day then you must also come across the power point jargon manger.
These are true comics with there jargon so please add to this thread with your favorite

Mine is throw in a thought grenade it makes me dribble with embarresment every time they say it as well as Let’s raise the anchor and let this one drift :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:
Col
23-01-2009, 09:31 PM
I'll have to take a rain check on this thread as at the end of the day we will need a sense check on this. Saying that if we think outside of the box we could punch above our weight (not mine obviously) and pick the low hanging fruit.

Utter toss.
a8 tech
23-01-2009, 09:34 PM
love it lol
Col
23-01-2009, 09:40 PM
Thinking out loud, thanks for the thanks.

I'll thank you again, I thank you.

In fact, say or type thank lots of times, it soon becomes rude.
a8 tech
24-01-2009, 09:05 PM
I am the captain of the ..... ship, and if needed i'll throw a shot across my bows!
Eshrules
24-01-2009, 10:11 PM
my all time fave has to be :

"I'm going into a meeting now"

translation :

"I'm going for a skive"
macmillions
25-01-2009, 11:11 AM
Oooohh no you didn't! :p

I used to work at BAA and they had the worst jargon ever for EVERYTHING.
What the hell is a TPDR?
Or an ARP?

Although I did manage to work out that PSE translated to Passenger Sensitive Equipment... Whatever the hell that is???!!!??? :aargh4:
paul b
26-01-2009, 12:44 PM
Oooohh no you didn't! :p

I used to work at BAA and they had the worst jargon ever for EVERYTHING.
What the hell is a TPDR?
Or an ARP?

Although I did manage to work out that PSE translated to Passenger Sensitive Equipment... Whatever the hell that is???!!!??? :aargh4:
The coffee machine??? :confused:

:D
Hex69
26-01-2009, 12:49 PM
Although I did manage to work out that PSE translated to Passenger Sensitive Equipment... Whatever the hell that is???!!!??? :aargh4:

Easy, your backside :D
hagis
26-01-2009, 01:57 PM
"Blue sky thinking" - W.T.F does that mean?
Hex69
26-01-2009, 02:05 PM
"Blue sky thinking" - W.T.F does that mean?

Well, let's run it up the flagpole and see who salutes it.....
a8 tech
26-01-2009, 09:14 PM
Today i heard this stunner and wet myself
you've been invited to the party, I just need ur RSVP now