Christmas Dinner!

[Bratty]

I have me family across for Christmas, and I am just wondering if I give 1 Pound for one of them Guide-Dog puppies (tele advert), will it have enough meat for 4 people?

Dunk

[zollaf]

not a chance, you need at least 2 of them.

[Bratty]

Shizer!! 2 Pounds to feed Four at Christmas!! I think i will give it a miss;)!

Dunk

[SMEG]

I am suprised at you guys, you should know that A DOG IS NOT JUST FOR CHRISTMAS.

[Eshrules]

You know that guy who always cracks 'jokes' that kill a running joke. <points>


Bratty - I've got a huge sausage they can have a nibble of for free, it's only suitable for females though.

[SMEG]

Oop's

[Guest 2]

@Smeg, are you a fridge?

Back on topic, I've never seen this advert before or am I missing the point?




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[Bratty]

You know that guy who always cracks 'jokes' that kill a running joke. <points>


Bratty - I've got a huge sausage they can have a nibble of for free, it's only suitable for females though.

I might live in "sausage eating land" but never tended towards it myself;).

I would rather wrestle with the "Beef Curtains".

Dunk

[Bratty]

But seriously what is the best Christmas Dinner,

I normally cook myself (which I really enjoy), but i have invited my family across for chrimbo, where my MUM will try and do the business!!?

I do not like turkey that much! anyone any ideas?

Walruss, Dolphin, Whale, croc, turtle, puffin breast ALL! done

Dunk

[Sam]

I am suprised at you guys, you should know that A DOG IS NOT JUST FOR CHRISTMAS.


If you buy two there's enough left over for Boxing Day :)

[zollaf]

I normally cook myself (which I really enjoy)

how the hell do you manage that ????? you must have a really big oven.

[Bratty]

how the hell do you manage that ????? you must have a really big oven.

I have gone for the "Heath Robinson" technique, by covering the kitchen walls with tin-foil then removing the door from the microwave, and once a carefully placed match to fool the device (that the door was closed) you just have to baste yourself and set the timer.

Dunk

[audipersempre]

Why roast 2 innocent puppies to feed the family when that fat bast*rd Santa would satisfy the whole family for Christmas Day, Boxing Day and New Year?

Bah humbug :zx11: