Milf?

[a8 tech]

Today i went on road test with a mid 40ish lovely and when i returned to the workshop my new asbo apprentice said that's a milf.So what is a milf i cant see any reference in my audi elsa for this but i have seen mil light.Bloody asbo wont tell me what it is :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

[Ben]

I know exactly what a milf is. milf is used as a reference to a very attractive lady as you so described you were with earlier.

Mom I'd Like to F***

This reference can also be found in the first American pie movie.

If you want to look at this movie or any of the following 3 you may get someway to understanding you asbo friends humour.

I do recommend the films

Ben

[Dozz]

Of course then there was te legendry milf hunter boy did he have some good times

[Ben]

Of course then there was te legendry milf hunter boy did he have some good times

Have you been watching naughty things?;)

[a8 tech]

Well he was bang on with that one.Whos john deere

[Ben]

tractor manufacturer isn't it?

[Dozz]

John gets around all over the country usualy driving a grren tractor with yellow wheels your know it's him he's got his name down the side

[Dozz]

it's a tool for torturing innocent motor cyclist

[Eshrules]

careful with this one please gents ;) this is a family forum remember ;)

[Col]

careful with this one please gents ;) this is a family forum remember ;)

A tenuous link then to introduce the term...

m-dilf (mother / daughter)

It's family orientated. :Blush:

Nothing wrong with a good bit of milfing.

[Dozz]

:sad6: I promise to be good in future :Blush2: :Blush2: :Blush2:

[s6sputnik]

A little American English for you ...milf.. gilf .. dilf

lol :beerchug:

[Eshrules]

my missus would kill me if i told her what i would like to do to her mother :o

[Sam]

my missus would kill me if i told her what i would like to do to her mother :o

Sell her? :confused:

[Eshrules]

Sell her? :confused:

as if i can elaborate <rolls eyes> <whispers in your ear>

see?:p

[buster]

my missus would kill me if i told her what i would like to do to her mother :o

What would her mother do if you told her what you like to do to her?

I would like to pick my wife's mother up and shake her warmly by the throat!!

I saw a convertible merc in Bournemouth with the number plate something like M11 LFF with a lump of old mutton driving it.

Wondering if I have gone too far now

:outtahere

[Veedubber]

Wondering if I have gone too far now

:outtahere

Makes me feel less ill than Eshrules' suggestion :(

[nickynibbles]

Dont think you have buster, saw a Peugeot 306 with a a big milf sticker over the back of it a few months ago. Overtook for a look and i'd describe the driver as very un-milf-like!! There's also a Celica with a private plate ## SXY, its also got a playboy bunny head logo on the left hand edge where normally you'd get a GB logo. She certainly is no playboy bunny & far from sxy!! I call it false advertisement!!!!!

[Sam]

There's also a Celica with a private plate ## SXY, its also got a playboy bunny head logo on the left hand edge where normally you'd get a GB logo. She certainly is no playboy bunny & far from sxy!! I call it false advertisement!!!!!

Way too many of those around here :(

[bora(ing) nick]

my missus would kill me if i told her what i would like to do to her mother :o


I too wouldn't mind an educating from the new girlfriends mum...

They say if you want to see what the daughter will look like in a few years... look at the mum...

All i can say is roll on 2030, lol

Nick

[a8 tech]

:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

[Ben]

I too wouldn't mind an educating from the new girlfriends mum...

They say if you want to see what the daughter will look like in a few years... look at the mum...

All i can say is roll on 2030, lol

Nick

and i've met your girlfriend....

YOU LUCKY LUCKY BOY;)

[BDT]

Somebody say MILF?

Where? :biglaugh:

[paul b]

:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

This could be a good thread to bring up. Nice one Mr A8 Sir !


and i've met your girlfriend....

YOU LUCKY LUCKY BOY;)

Hmm... go Nick ! :D


Somebody say MILF?

Where? :biglaugh:

There, there ! :p

Paul

[Dudey Head]

I wish I could afford the mother-in-law's assassination.

[paul b]

Haha... I'm normally blessed with the appearance of such an alien twice a week. Is there any way to sort of make it stop ? :p

Paul

[Dudey Head]

Haha... I'm normally blessed with the appearance of such an alien twice a week. Is there any way to sort of make it stop ? :p

Paul

LOL :biglaugh:
You could try a gargoyle above the front door, they're supposed to ward away evil! :biglaugh:

[paul b]

Hmm... was thinking of getting a dog... hmm maybe that won't work so well... :D

I've just asked my son what a milf is (I was clueless) and he says it's "a fairly attractive woman who is too big for their boots and is a stuck up cow."

Where the hell did he get that from ? I ask... was that in the school curriculum ? :confused:

Paul

[Dudey Head]

I've just asked my son what a milf is (I was clueless) and he says it's "a fairly attractive woman who is too big for their boots and is a stuck up cow."

Ooookay!
Hmm, talking bolox runs in your family Paul, you should be proud!! ;)

[paul b]

Haha... the VWAF will run in it too... he keeps saying how he's going to join once he gets a car !

He must pick up some of this bolox from school. I can't have taught him that much. ;)

Paul

[dansansome]

holy thread dig batman!

im currently nearly 6 years in a relationship with someone i classed as a milf when i met her. best thing i ever did :)

[Eshrules]

holy thread dig batman!

im currently nearly 6 years in a relationship with someone i classed as a milf when i met her. best thing i ever did :)

I chose to go to the other end of the scale, currently 3 1/2 years with my missus, 5 1/2 years younger than me :Blush2: she keeps me on my toes, that's for sure

[dansansome]

imho, after a while, the age thing really doesnt come into it.

[Eshrules]

imho, after a while, the age thing really doesnt come into it.

it never did tbh, the only people who had issue, were those around us, as opposed to ourselves.

I've been with girls my own age and they're way too focused, I find it disturbing that a girl declares her wish for babies 2 weeks after seeing her :Blush2:

[Desertfish]

I've been with girls my own age and they're way too focused, I find it disturbing that a girl declares her wish for babies 2 weeks after seeing her :Blush2:

Straight "dump" that is... If they already moaning about babies 2 weeks into the relationship, what the hell will they be moaning about after 2 months...? I'd rather not be around to find out... :biglaugh:

[Eshrules]

Straight "dump" that is... If they already moaning about babies 2 weeks into the relationship, what the hell will they be moaning about after 2 months...? I'd rather not be around to find out... :biglaugh:

well, it wouldn't have been too bad, but she wasn't exactly a dyson either, if you get my meaning ;)

[Sam]

imho, after a while, the age thing really doesnt come into it.

Spot on that man ;)

[sdk778]

My mother out-law....... I bought her a chair for mothers day, shame it's on three phase.

I have a picture of her on the garage door, keeps the gypo's away.

We took her out for a family walk in the country... her knicker elastic
snapped half way round...... took out six trees.

She said to me... "How would you like to talk to me?"
I said... "Through a medium"

Her postman prefers her dog.

I have a picture of her above our headboard, never had a problem or a critisism.

She said.... "How would you describe me?"
I said.... "On your headstone"

Took her on a deep sea fishing trip, she fell overboard, after dragging her back in we found 8 lobsters stuck to her, i asked the father in law what we should do... "We have four each and set her again" came the reply.

My car always seems quicker when she is in it.

She has never been cold called.

She never gets door to door salesmen.

Her drive has never been tarmacced

Her trees still need pruning

She has run out of tea towells, dish-clothes and pegs.

:beerchug:

[Desertfish]

So I take it your mother-out-law is not the woman featured in your avatar then... :D

[sdk778]

Correct, that's the wife................:biglaugh:

I wish...............:(

[omegadirective]

it never did tbh, the only people who had issue, were those around us, as opposed to ourselves.

I've been with girls my own age and they're way too focused

Agreed and agreed. Besides, having a younger girlfriend gives you more room for a little fun as they don't expect you to be as mature! :) Well, normally...

Younger girlfriends also keep you fit as a fiddle. Makes you realise how unfit you can get! :(

[sdk778]

Just booked the Mother Out-law an hour's session in a kayack.....

[Ben]

Agreed and agreed. Besides, having a younger girlfriend gives you more room for a little fun as they don't expect you to be as mature! :) Well, normally...

Younger girlfriends also keep you fit as a fiddle. Makes you realise how unfit you can get! :(

tell me about it:o

[Dudey Head]

My mother out-law....... I bought her a chair for mothers day, shame it's on three phase.

I have a picture of her on the garage door, keeps the gypo's away.

Took her on a deep sea fishing trip, she fell overboard, after dragging her back in we found 8 lobsters stuck to her, i asked the father in law what we should do... "We have four each and set her again" came the reply.


:beerchug:
:biglaugh: Those three in particular are gems! :approve:


Just booked the Mother Out-law an hour's session in a kayack.....

Noe that's a guaranteed cure for constipation!! :D

[elvismiggell]

SWMBO is three months older than me, but her best mate is with a guy who's five years older. A few years ago that might have felt odd, but now it seems perfectly reasonable, 27-32 isn't that much really. :)

[a8 tech]

MILF hunting in Iceland because that's where mums go lol

[DSG4ME]

Mines a MILK

Mo I'd Love to Kick.

Or rather a MILILK

[techfreak]

Yeah....I had a slightly fifferent scenario the other day. I was out loking at some cars and I heard the lads at a few of the car stands discussing my wife ans describing her as a MILF. No doub then, she is a MILF :-)

Holy thread ressurection batman

[a8 tech]

bump :)

[man le-mans]

As long as she isn't big fat ugly and hairy and don't smell and she hasn't got a beard then I'd say yes just do your manly duties :biglaugh:

[sooty]

At 40 she might have been a gilf lol

[macmillions]

They say if you want to see what the daughter will look like in a few years... look at the mum...

All i can say is roll on 2030, lol

Nick

If this is true I'm doomed!

[a8 tech]

The only thread I subscribe to :) BRING BACK THE OLD DAYS of vwaf I say less toff's more true vag heads

[Col]

The only thread I subscribe to :) BRING BACK THE OLD DAYS of vwaf I say less toff's more true vag heads

I still come here now and then. I still drive an old VAG and I certainly don't worry about things like what colour trim I should order on my new A6, I worry about oily bits.

But sadly my car is so old it rarely features on here anymore.

In fact whilst your on......... AWX TDI, fuel temp sensor is reading about 5c down from coolant and air intake at a cold start. Air intake and coolant read the same cold so I reckon the fuel sensor is moofed. Back in the day did you replace many?

[Sam]

I'm still here.

New cars don't interest me one bit. Too many driver aids to stop you enjoying the drive. Too much time spent discussing features instead of driving. Too much arguing over who has the biggest list of extras.

MILF!

[zollaf]

nearly crashed a freelander today, bringing it into the garage. BEEEEEEEP went the paring sensors, *** is that went i, and jumped out and ran off.

[Alex jb]

Being late for work when my PD130 golf refused to start (regularly) I don't miss.
My old A6 Avanat getting 5 of us in and 5 bikes on the roof and camping kit for MTB trips to Wisconsin, that I miss.

I have a WILF that doesn't complain about modding my new A4 too, life is good ;)


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[a8 tech]

I still come here now and then. I still drive an old VAG and I certainly don't worry about things like what colour trim I should order on my new A6, I worry about oily bits.

But sadly my car is so old it rarely features on here anymore.

In fact whilst your on......... AWX TDI, fuel temp sensor is reading about 5c down from coolant and air intake at a cold start. Air intake and coolant read the same cold so I reckon the fuel sensor is moofed. Back in the day did you replace many?

Hi Col replaced a few but disconnect it first see what the reading changes to in case the wiring is knackered

[Col]

Cheers Bigears


Hi Col replaced a few but disconnect it first see what the reading changes to in case the wiring is knackered