Ahoy hoy

[fest0r]

They’re probably ̶h̶u̶n̶g̶o̶v̶e̶r̶ in severe shock too

[SMILEMAN]

Shock really, didn't think we would see wuffles back.
I do miss his unfortunate tales about his dreadfull experiences with the various dealerships, just proves that poor experiences lose customers and I hope it all works out as it should over at the 3 pointed star.

[wuffles]

i hope it all works out as it should over at the 3 pointed star.

I expect it'll catch fire, and ignite a trail of diesel I was unaware of across the drive, which in turn will set off the illegal Mexican fireworks I've been hiding from the Wife underneath the wood pile next to the games room. A rogue firework will in turn bounce off the overhang of the roof to the stable and manage to perfectly fit through an open window to my workshop where naturally, it'll find the sawdust extractors which I recently moved closer to the lawnmowers, chainsaws and fuel cans we keep there.

None of this will happen until a local Mafioso and a Columbian cartel leader will ask me kindly to hold a dozen Faberge eggs in Escrow for them whilst they broker a deal.

I'll walk away unscathed like a Hollywood star, trip up, and break a tooth.

Bloody Mercedes.

[Chesterfield313]

I also see lots of people have read this thread and not commented, popular as ever

I'd love to comment, but unfortunately I only understand about 25% of what is being said..............

[fest0r]

I expect it'll catch fire, and ignite a trail of diesel I was unaware of across the drive, which in turn will set off the illegal Mexican fireworks I've been hiding from the Wife underneath the wood pile next to the games room. A rogue firework will in turn bounce off the overhang of the roof to the stable and manage to perfectly fit through an open window to my workshop where naturally, it'll find the sawdust extractors which I recently moved closer to the lawnmowers, chainsaws and fuel cans we keep there.

None of this will happen until a local Mafioso and a Columbian cartel leader will ask me kindly to hold a dozen Faberge eggs in Escrow for them whilst they broker a deal.

I'll walk away unscathed like a Hollywood star, trip up, and break a tooth.

Bloody Mercedes.

Yet another convincing argument to avoid Mercedes… I’m not prepared to dispose of my Mexican fireworks for any reason.

I'd love to comment, but unfortunately I only understand about 25% of what is being said..............

You’re well ahead of me then

[ukgroucho]

I have no idea what this thread has to do with A6 C7 vehicles but (for the record) I always keep faberge eggs that are passing through my hands in the chicken coup. Who could possibly look there for them?

[MarkTM]

I'll walk away unscathed like a Hollywood star

^^^Wimps way... had long thought it de rigueur to either:

a) Get injured by an errant pyrotechnic and have to stitch yourself up Rambo stylee (although it should cauterise) DON'T TOUCH ME!!

b) Wearing a torn and bloodied wife beater and no shoes where you'd cut your feet to sheds from the exploding merc glass?..Yippee-ki-yay MF!

[wuffles]

That's the spirit everyone. Including those who are just running to keep up. It's like running after an ice cream van with no ice cream by the way, just in case you thought there was a point to it all.

[Whippy53]

Naw naw, wot U do is, grab an errant firework, tape it to one of the fuel cans then run up the bonnet of the wifes merc, backflip off the roof whist hurling the said can out thru aformentioned window where it sails thru the partially open window of whatever pimpmobile the local mafiosi is driving therefor ensuring his fiery demise all whilst cackling " mercedes Rulz, Audi drools"

[wuffles]

It's almost rocket science.

Cut those sideburns you.