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    I went to see a psychic today. He told me that when I die I will spend eternity as an Italian car. It's going to be a Fiat worse than death
     
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    I want to spend the afterlife as a cat, specifically one of my cats as the little ***** have a brilliant life.....
    Anthropogenic climate change, the biggest con inflicted on mankind since religion...

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    My mate works for spillers the dog food company, apparently they are in financial trouble possibly look set to call in the retrievers
     
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    You mention FIAT, we had a mnemonic for this FIAT = Fix It Again Tomorrow, when I remarked of this to a German colleague he replied

    Ahh Ja

    Ve too have vun of zoze

    FIAT -Fehrtig In Alle Teile = Failure in all Parts

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    FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily

    AUDI = ????

    Let's have some suggestions based on your experiences!
    12-plate Audi A3 Black Edition 2.0 TFSi S-tronic Sportback in Ice Silver with DVD Sat Nav, Bose sound system, xenon headlights, Bluetooth, voice control, heated full leather seats, full electric driver's seat adjustment, privacy glass, heated auto dimming power-folding mirrors, titanium grey Rotor-style alloys, auto lights & wipers, and tyre pressure monitoring.
     
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    Make A Zebra Dance Awkwardly, Kick It Again
    There should be something for Proton but I can only think of rude things to say about them
     
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    Absolutely Useless Diesel Injectors..?

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    Amazingly Useless Dealer Information...

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    Amazingly Useless Deutsche Ingenuity?
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