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    ...an essential accoutrement for the Modern Bathroom, or an unhygienic throwback to the fifties which stands bristles-down in a plastic pot containing a warm soup of diluted excrement and tatters of bog paper?

    Mrs P won't have one in the house, and I can't say I blame her.

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    what's the alternative?
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew[MG] View Post
    what's the alternative?
    Bog roll wrapped round yer and n stuff it down loo bend....
    Dark was that day when Diesel conceived his grim engine that begot you, vile invention, more vicious, more criminal than the camera even, metallic monstrosity, bale and bane of our culture, chief woe of our Commonweal. How dare the Law prohibit hashish and heroin yet license your use, who inflate all weak inferior egos? Their addicts only do harm to their own lives: you poison the lungs of the innocent, your din dithers the peaceful, and on choked roads hundreds must daily die by chance-medley. Nimble technicians, surely you should hang your heads in shame. Your wit works mighty wonders, has landed men on the Moon, replaced brains by computers, and can smithy a "smart" bomb. It is a crying scandal that you cannot take the time or be bothered to build us, what sanity knows we need, an odorless and noiseless staid little electric brougham.

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    Leave the skids and blame the kids
    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew[MG] View Post
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    Karcher?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew[MG] View Post
    what's the alternative?
    Two things.

    1) A prudent length of bog paper in the pan before commencing operations, and

    2) Precision.

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    Oh, the magic Brush - the most disgusting and unhygienic instrument of labor ( or as i call it - the ultimate weapon of mass destruction).
     
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    i wretch having to use it- perfect aiming is the way ahead!
     
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    I think it was the Horror channel that many years ago had a mid program trailer where someone you can't see is brushing their teeth, all you see is the filthy toilet brush being put back in its place....
    Dark was that day when Diesel conceived his grim engine that begot you, vile invention, more vicious, more criminal than the camera even, metallic monstrosity, bale and bane of our culture, chief woe of our Commonweal. How dare the Law prohibit hashish and heroin yet license your use, who inflate all weak inferior egos? Their addicts only do harm to their own lives: you poison the lungs of the innocent, your din dithers the peaceful, and on choked roads hundreds must daily die by chance-medley. Nimble technicians, surely you should hang your heads in shame. Your wit works mighty wonders, has landed men on the Moon, replaced brains by computers, and can smithy a "smart" bomb. It is a crying scandal that you cannot take the time or be bothered to build us, what sanity knows we need, an odorless and noiseless staid little electric brougham.

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    Check this out: The Best Toilet Brush | The Sweethome
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