Service cost

[A6S]

With all this chat about service cost you should see what I charged my son for servicing his Audi.
it hit it's 2 year 20k inspection service.
Adjust handbrake
sort squeaky drivetrain
rebuild diff
check tracking
adjust timing chain

2 hour labour £1,000,000
specialist oil £6

advisories
tyres - 2mm
few scratches
kerbing in the alloys(must get that from his mother)

[dtwort]

It doesn't say anything about a complimentary wash and vacuum. And was there an attractive woman supplying free coffee or was that his mum too?


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[Whippy53]

Hope you didn't 'rant it' up the road afterwards as a 'testdrive'? "Naw mate, it was scratched when you bought it in". You know, proper Audi service procedure.

[A6S]

It doesn't say anything about a complimentary wash and vacuum. And was there an attractive woman supplying free coffee or was that his mum too?


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he didn't want it washed as he's impressed with his art work/ graffiti. I'm an independent so don't have an attractive receptionist, his mums hourly was too high so couldn't afford to employ her. He did get his fancy drink(organic milk)

[A6S]

Hope you didn't 'rant it' up the road afterwards as a 'testdrive'? "Naw mate, it was scratched when you bought it in". You know, proper Audi service procedure.

I'm afraid my fat a$$ was too big to take that out for a complimentary test drive

[Whippy53]

With all this chat about service cost you should see what I charged my son for servicing his Audi.
it hit it's 2 year 20k inspection service.
Adjust handbrake
sort squeaky drivetrain
rebuild diff
check tracking
adjust timing chain

2 hour labour £1,000,000
specialist oil £6

advisories
tyres - 2mm
few scratches
kerbing in the alloys(must get that from his mother)

Yours is a bit MEH! I is gettin one of dese later on rite! Only I had de skillz man! I is gonna slam it to de ground like an mi mate az got sum wikkid rimz cum off a bimmer. E sayz they is gonna fit with just a bit of cuttin n drilling n stuff. Then I fought I is gonna cut some o dem holes Inna body an glue some chikkin wire in. Last off iz Gunna nick the ole man's orbital like n polish up da paintwork an such an finish up with five cotes of gtechnik. Is Gunna be totally awesum need to beat da babes off wiv a stik. An a big zorst!!