Yey, and it was that on the 25th day of the month of January in the year of our Lord Two Thousand and Sixteen, did it occur that an edict was handed down to the forum of experienced soles, proclaiming that 10 rules (henceforth known as “commandments”) should be created to allow man (and women I suppose) to have instruction in conducting oneself in the theater of war known as driving. That these commandments could be learned and recited quickly in the heat of battle, they are to be simple but meaningful in their brevity, verily I call on my fellow brothers (ohh and sisters) to be inspired and bring forth the fruits of our collective inspiration and construct nine more, to add to the one I thought of that made me come up with this crap during me lunch break... Ohh, and I chose the final list, OK!

Thou shalt not allow the Devils own BMW to exit a side road or cross ones path