So, this week, having driven not one but two extra cylindered, drop-top beauties I’m well and truly infected with 5 pot fever.

This isn’t “five-bang-thank-you-ma’m” this is the real deal… so I’m looking to form a lasting relationship.

Trouble is ride numero uno had a dubious back story and a V5 with a distant address and mysteriously absent registered keeper. “Took the car in loo of a debt blah, blah, blah…” Also had some inventive electrical modifications - but drove sweetly.

Number two (and it really was a Richard The Third) needed an internal shave – so damp it literally had cress growing from the deep pile.

To cut to the chase, I’ve got one to one and a half bags burning a big old hole in my boot-cuts – I’m not looking for a minter, my needs are simple:

1. Soft Top
2. 2.3 NG
3. Hide (touching cloth’s no fun for anyone – although I could be persuaded)
4. 5 Cogs (though I would consider a slush-box)

So what say you Audi aficionados? Can you help me find “THE ONE”?