How long on average do you spend cleaning your car ?

[teddy2k5]

No i wont sorry if i want to use lol or a smily face i will who are you to say other wise

[Eshrules]

Hahaha ive got that old spice whistle on me phone belter tune that lad some one once told me to use cooking oil to slick ur tyres up not used cooking oil like dont want chips and sosages all over the rims lad haha never tryed it cos what if its cold oit side and the oil turns to lard hahah all white lard round the tyres hahaha

Please look at my sig and edit your post accordingly.

No i wont sorry if i want to use lol or a smily face i will who are you to say other wise

I am Eshrules.

I'm a moderator, appointed by the owner of this site to keep things running smoothly, prevent spam from entering our forum and to chastise morons.

If you care to look at your own post, you use neither LOL or smilies - it just makes no sense.

So, would you like to edit it or would you like me to remove it?

[Sam]

Punctuation; The difference between "helping your uncle jack off his horse" and "helping your Uncle Jack, off his horse"

[kite]

Punctuation; The difference between "helping your uncle jack off his horse" and "helping your Uncle Jack, off his horse"

That's a good one.
It got past the swear filter

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[Sam]

Kite, I tried to get horse and horsebox added to the swear dictionary, but Stu said I wasn't allowed

[Col]

proper ********

[Col]

proper ********

Swear filter is broken it seems as I see the word ******** as clear as ****.

[Col]

Swear filter is broken it seems as I see the word ******** as clear as ****.

A-ha, looks like the word **** is programmed into the filter but ******** is not.