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i had to attend a employment law course yesterday....quite boring really.
A phrase used by the trainer and displayed for all to see on the presentation was................BMW..
It was used to represent staff that.......
B=Bitch
M=Moan
W= Whinge
Sound like any drivers you know......................Oh yeah BMW drivers...........
As opposed to staff who are AUDI?
A=Adaptable
U=Uncomplaining
D=Dependable
I=Innovative
I guess you already know whether you are BMW or AUDI :)
Thats a good one Mark, think I'll use that....
looks like we have a way around the swear filter. Wait till A8 and Big Col find out.
Eshrules
27-05-2010, 08:04 AM
I've removed two posts from in here - let's not forget our younger audience please gentlemen, there's a +100 section for that ;)
I've removed two posts from in here - let's not forget our younger audience please gentlemen, there's a +100 section for that ;)
What did I miss? Did someone post a rude representation of BMW?
Eshrules
27-05-2010, 01:39 PM
the person who posted it knows what he posted and won't post it again ;)
bora(ing) nick
27-05-2010, 02:17 PM
BMW = Blow My Whistle... louder
Every teenager in the land has heard that song at some point ;)
Nick
phil miller
27-05-2010, 03:17 PM
the person who posted it knows what he posted and won't post it again ;)
i dont think it was my post lol
Haha i can probably guess what it said but i better not say it too! :p
Haha i can probably guess what i said but i better not say it too! :p
Pervert!
I can see the edited post and you're wrong :D
How come you can see it and how do you know what i'm thinking of?! :confused:
Eshrules
03-06-2010, 01:28 PM
us moderators see everything :D
How come you can see it and how do you know what i'm thinking of?! :confused:
The post was soft deleted (put in the recycle bin if you like) so VWAF staff can still see it.
I guessed you were thinking it stood for Big Man's Wang?
If I'm wrong, I'll eat Esh's shoes.
Eat the shoes for you are wrong! :D
Eat the shoes for you are wrong! :D
Don't tell me you were thinking of Bayerische Motoren Werke?
Erm no i was not? :p
Anyway can't actually put what i was thinking as da big boss man will tell me off!
BMW= Bulls*^t Merchants Wagon
Oh just remembered I drive one!:aargh4: Make it, Brilliant Motorway Weapon:beerchug:
JSH
paul b
03-06-2010, 09:27 PM
How come you can see it and how do you know what i'm thinking of?! :confused:
I think I've a pretty good idea of what you were thinking! ;)
BMW= Bulls*^t Merchants Wagon
Oh just remembered I drive one!:aargh4: Make it, Brilliant Motorway Weapon:beerchug:
JSH
As for you... :chairshot
fourringsrus
03-06-2010, 10:16 PM
Hey ladies and gents, I have a feeling that as my post is missing now ,it must have been me.
If I caused any offence however unintended I am truly sorry and would like to say it won't happen again in these sections
Stuart.
bora(ing) nick
10-06-2010, 06:36 PM
us moderators see everything :D
A privelige i miss :(
How is everyone?
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